bigbigloser:

me @ myself: ok bitch time to get over it

(Source: 004d00)

rnashallah:

me: sees a tall white boy
me @ myself: youre better than this

(Source: mugglesofficial)

strawberryslurper:

me, for my entire birthday month: how could you do this to me On My Birthday

ferisbueler:

i wish it rained rose petals and made the world smell nice